Elegy for Emmy

Submitted by jjcho on September 24, 2002 - 1:05pm

Very sorry to hear about the passing of Emmy, the best fraternity dog to ever share a name with a character in a Thackeray novel. I am informed, and the Reverend Mrs. Muska will confirm, that dog heaven is coated in a thick layer of bacon grease and staffed by angels with extensive postgraduate training in butt scratching (as do most of us who work in Washington). Since Vatican II, black labs also have the option of chasing Jeeves (i.e. skinny, circa 1996 Jeeveses) instead of jackrabbits.